i dreamed that i lived in this little village with the rest of my family and all of these other strange people. they were kind of like tree people and kristin had another baby and while my mom and i were helping her while she was in labor something happened to my dad and he disappeared and we were all really sad because everyone in the town loved him.
while he was gone i started a rebelion of some sort because the tree-men were opressing the tree-women. they beat all of them and they wouldnt let them learn anything. there was like a tribal leader and he was the very worst. so on all of this property my dad had owned i built these secret places for the women to come.
it turned out that they were all really secretly intelligent but they knew if they said anything they would be killed. they were born knowing how to read and do magic and things like that and so in this big secret house thing we all learned martial arts and they taught me how to do magic and we charmed these giant fish in the river so that we could ride on them.
everthing was really pretty too...the colors were all really bright and kind of glowy. one day while i was outside doing something a fairy flew by me and she was singing a song about believing and secrets and things and so i followed her and she blew on this flower and it turned into my dad. all that time he had been a held captive by the tree-men in secret because they thought he was a bad example because he was nice to women.
so getting my dad back was the sign that i needed that we would have a war soon but just about that time i heard all of this screaming and it turned out that the tree-men had discovered our secret place and they were dragging women out by their hair and they yelled at me. they couldnt touch me because i was human...my family were the only humans in the town...but they told me i would pay for it...so the tribal leader and a bunch of men left the town to be reinforcements because they decided they were going to teach us all a lesson and wipe the rebelion out. the guards they left were really stupid though.
before they had left they took all of our food and tore down our secret builings and took anything of value but because the tree-women were so smart we had built secret store rooms under the buildings and the tree-men couldnt get to them because you had to use magic to open them and inside them we had food and all sorts of weapons, including, but not limited to, machine guns. the tree-women had made them out of sticks and rocks.
when night came we started hearing these drums in the distance and marching and we got a little afraid but as it turned out it was angelina jolee and a band of humans who were coming to help us...we all go into our places and this shadow came over the moon in the shape of a wolves head and we waited and then the tree men appeared and we attacked. it was a great huge battle and eventually we won and only let the tree-men live who would swear to change and be nice and then in the end of the dream everything was back to normal and i was digging up flowerbeds with my dad and everyone was happy

I'm so not normal.